![]() ![]() That's his Big Z necklace, as you can see, which goes real well with his tribal tattoo-style penguin markings and his magnificent blonde plumage. Oh yeah, like "Cody Maverick" is a better name than "Penguin LaBeouf." PFFFFFFFFTTTTT. Of course, Big Z died during a surfing competition years ago, so there's probably no way that's going to be a plot point later, so let's just meet some characters, shall we? Who actually has a name, but "Penguin LaBeouf" is probably what I'm sticking with. He came to Antarctica and met Young Penguin LaBeouf and gave him a necklace and told him to always believe in himself, which is apparently the reason there is a documentary being made about this guy. MOVIN' ON.īig Z traveled the globe, bringing the gift of surfing to everyone (and by "everyone" I mean "mostly penguins, but almost exclusively birds"). Okay, there's a definite reason Elvis didn't take his shirt off much. Come to think of it, Elvis really didn't take his shirt off a lot for a sex symbol, did he? Hang on, I gotta GIS "Elvis+shirtless." Man, now I'm just sad Elvis didn't star in The Endless Summer. ![]() There is some old surfing footage of longboarding penguins, but Penguin LaBeouf says that things really didn't take off until a legendary surfer named Big Z showed up.īig Z was apparently like Elvis, if Elvis starred in The Endless Summer. Trust me, we're going to delve deeper into the mythological problems of this post-penguin-singularity (pengularity) universe, but for now we gotta get through this backstory so bear with me here. Well played, convoluted alternate-history montage. Okay, that ukiyo-e of a surfing penguin is pretty awesome. He starts off by telling us the history of surfing, which apparently involves cave paintings of surfing penguins. We'll get to him in a minute, believe you me. This guy with all the crap on his face is our LaBeouf avatar. Okay, so this movie is presented as though it's a documentary. ![]() So let's start talking about penguin genitals, I guess.įlash-forward several years: Bill is attempting to convince a disbelieving tax attorney that someone used to pay him to write about penguin genitals This is a sports movie and we're a sports website. It is also a movie that is obsessed with phalluses (phallii?) for some reason. Surf's Up is a movie about a bunch of surfing penguins. It stars Shia LaBeouf as an unbelievable shithead, which we're all accustomed to by now, but in this film he's a penguin! WHOOOOAAAAA.Īctually, let's start over. For example: “That’s the best ice cream, periodt.Surf's Up is a Sony Animation film that was released in 2007.
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